Five of Cups…

Pull up your skirt and tear out your hair, but don’t you dare cry over spilled martinis. Yes, it’s disappointing and hard to accept that all of that deliciousness is gone in an instant, but you are making such a fuss that you are missing what is still there! Seriously, compose yourself and start the business of getting yourself unstuck. Open your eyes and savor what you DO have waiting for you…whether it’s vodka or gin. Don’t be blinded by focusing on the negative - grab those two glasses and double fist in style. Sometimes life doesn’t go exactly as you planned, but if you dwell in the disappointment, you miss out on all of the fun, so pull it together and start drinking. I’ll take mine extra dirty.

“It takes 44 facial muscles to frown, but only 3 to suck down a martini.” - Two Drunk Ladies

The Five of Cups from The Housewives Tarot by Jude Buffum and Paul Kepple